Marketing Online: There Are Just Two Questions!

This is perhaps my simplest blog post ever! It came to me that there only two really important questions about marketing your business, online or otherwise. Sure, there are other questions to ask, but these are the two that matter above all others.

1.) Do you want more targeted leads for your business?

This is a really simple one for most people in business. If the answer is no, you clearly have no business here on this blog. If the answer is yes, we should be talking!

2.) Is it too late because you neglected it too long?

This is the single most punishing question to answer, but it is the most true and realistic reason people make bad decisions in their business. If you say that you cannot afford to market your business, you should really think again. The truth is that you cannot afford to neglect the things that pay you. Marketing should never be a cost to you, because it is what pays you. Without it, you are dead in the water. The better question should really be whether you can afford to not expand your marketing. Here is a simple reminder:

“The man who stops advertising to save money is like the
man who stops the clock to save time.” –Thomas Jefferson

Simple Enough?

I tried to make this my simplest blog post ever. If you think too far beyond these two questions, you may be missing the big picture. Once you have answered these two simple questions, there should be no reason to put it off for another moment.

I would like your input, so please give your comments here on the blog and also feel free to reach me by telephone (direct line *REDACTED DUE TO AGING WEBSITE*) or on Skype (username murnahan).

Social Media: How the Big Dogs Get Paid

This is such a fun blog post to write, because I am going to tell you how the “big dogs” in social media marketing get paid. I hear it all of the time, and many of my peers say they hear it, too … “so how do you make money with social media?”

Please note that this relates to social media marketing consultants who earn their living by helping clients with marketing their products or services better with social media. There are many branches to the field of social media, such as bloggers who earn money as writers and blog owners. There are providers, such as Twitter, Digg, Sphinn Linked In, Reddit, Facebook, etcetera. There are social media marketers who saw some success in the industry and decided to write a book about it and sell it to make money, and similarly those who speak about their success in public forums. These are various methods, and this article is not about them (maybe later).

What I am writing about here are the social media marketing people you encounter and wonder how they earn a living. The “big dogs” are the ones who seem to have a lot of connections, including many thousands of followers on Twitter and elsewhere, and who seem to always be active with socializing in social media.

Social Media Big Dogs Love People!

The big dogs of social media marketing really love people. The most successful social media marketers are the ones who would give you the shirt off their back and ask if you need their shoes, too. I can name many of these big dogs, and I will get to that. The truth about the biggest dogs with the best pedigree in social media marketing, and with the biggest social media respect, are the same people who can laugh with you when you tell them a funny story of how your son got even with his brother by writing all over him with a marker, and counsel you when you have a bad day. They may not reach each and every person, but they sure try, and they are sincere. They care about you, and you are not a part of some underbellied marketing plan.

Social Media Big Dogs Get Paid to Have Fun

It is really an amazing thing, but yes, social media marketing big dogs get paid to know people, make friends, and have fun. So, you may think that is crazy, right? Let’s examine this. The big dog of social media marketing consulting does not look at you as a meal ticket or a box lunch. They want to know about you. They want to hear from you and have a feel for who people are. The big dog of social media has a genuine enjoyment of being your friend.

Social Media Big Dogs’ Agenda

So the business side of the big dog comes out, and I will tell you their agenda. The agenda of the social media marketing big dog is to know people. The big dog uses an understanding of people (yes, including you) to know what people want. Once the big dog knows anything and everything about what people want, they use this information to help their client (the people paying them) to be a better company and to best express themselves to the appropriate audience, and to do so more abundantly, providing a greater return on their investment. By the time the social media marketing big dog is ready to bring something to market, he or she has polished that offering to be positioned at the top of the given industry.

Social Media Big Dogs Run in Packs

A pack hound mentality is not really as ugly as it may sound. Here is how it happens: Once the big dog has done their homework and knows the perfect way to reach the people who will best benefit from their cients’ product or service, they search their brain and their contacts to seek assistance. The big dog will likely make telephone calls to other big dogs to ask for advice, and for references of who they know that can help. This may be to find an editor at a popular industry-related news agency, blogging site, or other periodical. It may also be a series of email and social media messages such as Twitter, Digg, Sphinn, Linked In, Reddit, Facebook, etcetera. If the big dog has done their job well, and has improved their clients’ message to one that is appealing to a massive audience, they will put their reputation on the line and ask other big dog friends to pass along the clients’ revised and shiny new image directly to their networks.

Social Media is Easy

So here you have it. Social media big dogs get paid for a lot of fun, doing what they truly love to do. It is really pretty easy in some ways. You may wonder why they get paid for it at all, since it is so easy. The truth is that although it is a lot of fun, the social media big dog also uses a lot of social equity, analytical marketing experience, media insight, and much of their time in making their clients massively successful. The social media big dog makes many efforts to help their clients understand where their offering should be positioned in the marketplace. They often train and coach key client personnel in proper public relations, keep watch over the client’s reputation, open doors the client never realized existed, and much more.

What Can They Do That a Client Cannot?

The social media big dog often encourages individuals and companies to do everything they can to engage in social media. They try to give their best advice, and hold very few secrets. However, even with all of their coaching and training, and even their list of contacts, a well polished message will often still fall on deaf ears. The relationships and the experience of any big dog will vary, but you can be assured that a real big dog has put in the time and effort to build an invaluable network. If it is truly a big dog, you have one that you are not wise to let walk away. That network sits silently behind them when they are at your bargaining table, and they can prove it to you.

A company can do this all on their own, but it is often the equivalent of a father going to school for dentistry in order to take care of his own family’s teeth. When it calls for a professional, it is best to hire a big dog.

Hiring a Social Media Big Dog

It seems that most social media marketing big dogs are pretty busy. They usually have a lot of work to do, even when it does not relate to a specific client. This is because their job has a lot to do with building and maintaining relationships, and a constant study of the world around them. It also seems that many are not really into selling their service, but rather educating. After all, their job is far more about making a product or service so attractive that selling is not necessary. This can be misleading to both the big dog and the potential client. When the social media big dog sniffs you, they want a feel for the culture of your product or service. If it smells bad, they will likely walk away without any further interest. The real truth of the matter is that if they really have what you need and take the time to prove it, the job is then up to you to recognize it quickly, and be ready to strike a deal. This is because a real social media big dog is truly your best friend, and you will be lucky to have him or her in your family.

When you read this blog post, it is not at all unlikely that it reached you because a dog broke his chain and delivered it to you. The author runs with a lot of really amazing hounds.

So there you have it. This is my job as a social media marketing consultant and search engine optimizer. I enjoy it very much, and I love to help others. If you know somebody seeking to make the most of their business, I am a phone call away at *REDACTED DUE TO AGING WEBSITE* (*REDACTED DUE TO AGING WEBSITE*).

Twitter Dear Tweeps: I love you so much …

As a dedicated user of Twitter, I enjoy my Twitter friends. I sincerely enjoy communicating with the people I have met on Twitter, so I thought I would share my love with them.

What is a Tweep?

These Twitter users who follow my Twitter feed are affectionately called (by me, anyway) “Tweeps”. In a unique and cute way to express my appreciation and to give a good laugh, I have written, and continue to write, a series of short Dear Tweeps letters. These are a part of my own unique Twitter brand, but I welcome you to share them with your tweeps to show your affection as well. However, I kindly ask that you be reminded that if you should choose to tweet any of these, to observe copyright law and Twitter’s rules relating to crediting the source with RT @murnahan. Enjoy!

Dear Tweeps: I am going to keep on loving you! ? http://blip.fm/~5ajg3 (RT this)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. My love for you is as unique as mustard on a peanut butter pie! #love (RT this)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much that I found this video to express my love.http://bit.ly/452UM2 #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. I would kiss you after you drink a garlic milkshake. #love #halitosis (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. My love for you is stronger than buffalo farts! #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. You are as cool as an ice bathrobe! #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much that I would wash my hands after the restroom just to shake your hand. #swineflu #swine #flu #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. If you were here I would hug you until you shart! http://bit.ly/kprDG #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. If you were bit on the butt by a snake, I would … um, hold your hand to the very end. #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. Accepting my love in small dose is like sipping from a firehose! #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you all so much that if we were in prison, I would protect you in the shower. #love (RT This)

Dear Tweeps: I love you so much. Please respect attribution (RT/via) for material copyright.

More fun Dear Tweeps are yet to come. Keep watching @murnahan

Swine Flu Outbreak: Perfect Case for Twitter

Swine flu proves a perfect case for widespread use of Twitter. Never before has there been a method by which important breaking news can spread with the velocity it is spread on Twitter. When I saw the stories of swine flu in the news, I tweeted about it, just as thousands of others did.

There has been a lot of misinformation on the topic of Swine Flu (H1N1), but the fact that Twitter has provided for such fast spread makes me wonder if Twitter can outspread the flu.

Swine Flu Outbreak on Twitter

Here is a compilation of just a few news stories that I found interesting and that I tweeted:

11 more suspected swine flu cases in U.S. http://bit.ly/17VeWH PLEASE RT (View Tweet)

Kansas health authorities confirm new cases of swine flu http://bit.ly/17VeWH (View Tweet)

U.S. swine flu outbreak confirmed (video) http://bit.ly/QrFlR (View Tweet)

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) surgical masks for 25 times their regular price http://bit.ly/YW1Cw #swineflu #flu #swine (View Tweet)

Mexico May Isolate Patients With Deadly Swine Flu http://bit.ly/gs01Y (View Tweet)

High school near San Antonio closed indefinitely http://bit.ly/12Rqkq#swineflu #swine #flu (View Tweet)

Dirty hands spread #Swine #Flu (video)http://bit.ly/jEtZP #swineflu (View Tweet)

RT @CDCemergency 11 swine flu cases confirmed by CDC in U.S.: 7 in CA, 2 in TX, 2 in KS: http://bit.ly/1133Zz (View Tweet)

More Swine Flu Tweets by @murnahan

More Swine Flu Information on Twitter

There are a lot of recent tweets about Swine Flu on Twitter. Twitter will surely be the best place to keep an eye on this news. Here is a link to a Twitter search for Swine Flu. Additionally, a presumably credible authority on Swine Flu on Twitter is @CDCemergency (Website). Keep an eye on this, and if you have seen an interesting story on the subject, please tweet it and also add it to the comments of this blog post.

Twitter News: What are your thoughts?

Tell me what you think of this powerful use of Twitter as a means to spread an important news topic. Give your comments, please.

Kutcher vs. Murnahan Twitter Dance-Off (well @aplusk?)

This is not a review of Dancing with the Stars, and I have already told Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) that I dance like a goon.

If you are not already familiar with this blog, it may help to know that I wrote an article recently that criticized the highly publicized race between Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) and CNN (@CNNBrk) to reach one million followers on Twitter. I look at this today and realize that nearly anybody could do that if they put the resource into the campaign that each of these giants did. There is even a billboard in my home town of Topeka, Kansas advertising to follow @aplusk on Twitter.

Ashton Followed My Twitter Feed

I have been asked a lot about the bar fight / dance-off talk on Twitter between Ashton Kutcher and myself. First, I want to say that there was no bar fight. Secondly, as of yet, we have not determined the venue for our dance off. However, Oprah’s show (@oprah) seems to be the crowd favorite. So what is the real story? Since I wrote a recent post criticizing the race between Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) and CNN (@CNNBrk) I suppose it deserves this follow up.

The Ashton Kutcher Bar Fight

The story behind the bar fight is pretty simple. I sent a tweet as follows: “20 Athletes You Would Want with You in a Bar Fight http://bit.ly/hxNg0. This tweet was subsequently retweeted (see tweet) by my friend, Phao Loo (@phaoloo). Ashton Kutcher follows Phao Loo’s tweets, and he liked it, so he retweeted it again (see tweet). The bar fight story was really this simple.

The Ashton Kutcher Dance-Off

Although there may be a dance-off, I have made Mr. Kutcher aware that I dance like a goon. However, I will be a willing participant if it should come to pass. Interestingly, the whole notion follows through nicely with some of what I believe his intended message was for CNN and Ted Turner. That message is that the little guy can still have a voice in social media, and can still make a difference in the world. The misguided part of that equation was that Ashton Kutcher is not the little guy. Unfortunately, Ashton did not have me on retainer at the time of his message, so a lot became blurred with many mixed signals and lack of solid personal branding.

Perhaps if Ashton Kutcher really wants to show the sincerity of his message, a better approach may be to come down to my level and visit with a guy who uses social media to build relationships and good will. Then perhaps he can win me over as an active part of his audience, and even his advocate. Beating all odds, he and I could work as a team to clear up his message and do some really properly meaningful things together. As it is, I have been bombarded with questions of what really took place, and whether I think he is genuine. To all of the many questions, I must say that I simply do not know, yet.

I have not made an attack on Ashton’s integrity, but I have had reason to criticize his signal. In my previous blog post on the matter, I made observations that his message is flawed, and that I do not respect much of what I observed. Perhaps a lot of that has to do with Hollywood, publicists, contracts, and a whole lot of time spent being desired by masses. I have a strong immunity to the whole celebrity bit. I have spent enough time with “the desired ones”, and also been the focus of some of the same. I do understand the awkward feeling of being envied, as certainly we all have for one reason or another. This transforms each of us differently on different levels. To me, it has made me work even harder to be real and to be humble. In Hollywood, this is a method that is often not embraced, or accepted properly when it is. After all, a little cockiness seems to make you cool. Sadly, the people it makes you cool with are the same people who are wearing a similar mask of blended pride and shame.

When it comes down to who the man is or what he intends, I do not know the answers about Ashton Kutcher. I will gladly welcome him to call me at *REDACTED DUE TO AGING WEBSITE* on my nickel, join my Webcast as a co-host and come down to “the people’s” level, and I will gladly meet him for a dance-off and show just how horribly I dance.

The way it all went down was like a firestorm of tweets about a dance-off among my followers. Note that I follow well over 8,500 people’s Twitter feed, whereas Ashton followed (at the time) 84. Not only do I follow this many, I do so very actively, and as I write this, I have reached my 1000 direct message daily limit and I am waiting to be able to send direct messages again. 

Within my Twitter friends rampant tweets, the speculation of a ghost tweeter was common, as were many RT,  and questions of Ashton’s intent (PR, damage control, etc). So that there is no speculation, the Tweets we have shared, and some of the related communications surrounding the bar fight / dance-off tweets are as follows:

@murnahan: Hey, Ashton Kutcher just RT me. http://bit.ly/Gt5Yf LOL!

@kimsherrell: OH SNAP ~>more drama. @aplusk just RTd @murnahan. but did he read mark’s blog? http://bit.ly/4SBD8

@murnahan: ROFL! –> RT @KimSherrell: OH SNAP ~>more drama. @aplusk just RTd @murnahan. but did he read mark’s blog? http://bit.ly/4SBD8

@kimsherrell: WHOA @aplusk has challenged @murnahan to a bar fight?! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@aplusk: @KimSherrell i don’t have time to go to kansas. I just find the assumptions to be interesting.

@aplusk: @murnahan Kind of ironic?

@murnahan: @KimSherrell I guess he did see it. 😉 http://bit.ly/9iHpE

Right about this time is when I realized (from a friend’s tweet) that @aplusk was following me. I was number 84 that he was following out of 1,234,083 following him. So the questions that came to mind was, whether he would still be following me tomorrow, and does this guy meet the criteria of those whom I prefer to follow?

@murnahan: @aplusk Are you an OK guy after all? I like seeing that you are listening. 😉 Dance off, huh? LOL I dance like a goon!

@aplusk: @murnahan lets dance brother. I think you paint interesting picture with your words.

@murnahan: @aplusk Thanks! Do you need any help at the TweetDeck? http://bit.ly/AKIra

@aplusk: @murnahan no I’m quite efficient i’m sure @oprah could use a tutorial though

@murnahan: Well then hook me up, brother. LOL –> RT @aplusk: @murnahan no I’m quite efficient i’m sure @oprah could use a tutorial though

@aplusk: @murnahan you wouldn’t want to teach her she might ruin the platform by connecting with too many people

@aplusk: @murnahan or she might end up saving lives…

@murnahan: Well, @oprah, @aplusk said you may need a hand. http://bit.ly/2zog7w – REF: http://bit.ly/NHRbb

@kimsherrell: ashton kutcher now following mark murnahan. thank you + good night.

@kimsherrell: LOL… a low-budget internet musical: @aplusk versus @murnahan – http://bit.ly/dgyxa

@murnahan: Hey Ashton (@aplusk), I am following you back now, but don’t go messing up my reputation. 😉

There were many more tweets about this, but I must stop at some point. For more tweets relating to this, click here for a Twitter search and refine the search to find related information.

Will There Be a Dance-Off Between @aplusk and @murnahan?

To answer the question of whether there will ever be a dance-off between us, only time will tell. I may never hear from Ashton again, or we may turn out to grow a mutual respect for each other. Who knows? To my notion, Ashton is a funny and talented guy. I simply do not believe that social media stunts last all that long, and I am here for the long-term, just as I have been since the 90’s with my Yahoo! chat clubs, where I met my wife.

I want to hear your thoughts. Please give your comments here on this blog, and feel free to give other readers your Twitter username in the form of http://twitter.com/murnahan (substitute the murnahan part).


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